using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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