she was so not down for the gang bang
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
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