new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
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Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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