ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
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