just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
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It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize