OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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