I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize