Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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