it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
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Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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