the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
even my farts smell like vagina
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
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Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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