the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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