Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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