1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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