Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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