You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
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I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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