Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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