Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize
