I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
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Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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