I wanna bring you to show and tell
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I think I died a long time ago.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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The uberlube is also flammable
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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