Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
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I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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