But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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