Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Come on in and take your pants off
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