question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
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Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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