just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
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I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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