Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I think my fart just growled at me.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
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I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
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