I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Randomize
