please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
how does that bad decision feel?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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