yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Randomize
