@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
i came on her dog
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
WHERE THE FUCK AM I? AND WHO PUT DUCK TAPE ON MY NIPPLES! MY NIPPLES!!!!!!
Wait til you see what we did to Dave. Hairy bastard will never be the same
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