Jerry, you need to find god
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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