just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
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MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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