I just made out with a guy for $7.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
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I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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