Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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