i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
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you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
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Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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