I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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