either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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