i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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