fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
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I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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