Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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