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(630): View more from Illinois

something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.

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(234): View more from Ohio

No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.

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I don't know what to judge you more for.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.

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(407): View more from Florida

He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.

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(575): View more from New Mexico

you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.

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(607): View more from New York

There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.

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