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• (239): View more from Florida

  I wish I could drop acid with the muppets

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  it was like fucking gandolphs beard

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.

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• (212): View more from New York

  You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air

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• (850): View more from Florida

  A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She had a baby Jesus butt plug

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid

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