something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
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She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
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Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.