what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
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I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?