Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.

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(512): View more from Texas

he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"

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(415): View more from California

was it good sex?

(510): View more from California

i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was

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(252): View more from North Carolina

just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.

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(512): View more from Texas

Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day

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(586): View more from Michigan

Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.

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(619): View more from California

I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.

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(650): View more from California

Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?

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