Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
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they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.