Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
