the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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