There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
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I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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