Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
This is the prime rib incident all over again
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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