Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I've been randomly kik messaging bearded men I find on Instagram while sitting unshowered in my underpants. I'm like the girl version of a creepy uncle.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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