I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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