Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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