it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
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Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
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I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I came so hard my ears popped.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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