I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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