You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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