i permit you to call me
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
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