North Korea, Best Korea!
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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