Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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