it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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