I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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