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say what?
wanna hang out?
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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