Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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