Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
